tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3286407820439280762012-02-16T05:48:44.881-08:00Ang pinakawala'y lami nga blog sa tibu-ok kalibutan.<br> Dedicated to the great Oliver Galan.Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.comBlogger621100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-39719069165092597312009-12-14T23:02:00.000-08:002009-12-14T23:06:27.494-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Dionisia</span>: Dai, kahibaw naman ka nga tiguwang na kaayo ko. Kung mamatay ko, ipamana nako sa imo akong umahan, prutasan, balay ug mga mananap.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jinkee</span>: Salamat kaayo. Asa man nako makuha ang imong mana?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dionisia</span>: Sa facebook, dai, sa farmville. Akong username kay dionisia_sexy@yahoo.com. Dayon ang password kay hubag123.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-3971906916509259731?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-69439082313610406952009-11-23T22:15:00.000-08:002009-11-23T22:17:00.208-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Q</span>. Ngano man nga dili ganahan mokaon si Pacman sa McDonald's?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A</span>. "Love Cotto" man gud ang slogan sa McDo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-6943908231361040695?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-24018020096031131612009-11-15T22:51:00.001-08:002009-11-15T22:55:44.161-08:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Mga mag-uyab, nagstorya sa daplin sa dagat</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Christine</span>: 'Wabz, unsa imong zodiac sign?<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ga-huna-huna ug dugay ang ulitawo.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jericho</span>: Ikaw sa, 'wabz.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Christine</span>: Zodiac sign nako kay Cancer.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jericho</span>: Aw, mao diay na! Ang akong zodiac sign kay goiter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2401802009603113161?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-56461612236518073692009-11-08T22:32:00.000-08:002009-11-08T22:34:41.789-08:002 ka amang ga-away.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amang 1</span>:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amang 2</span>:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amang 1</span>:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amang 2</span>:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amang 1</span>:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amang 2</span>:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amang 1</span>:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amang 2</span>:<br /><br />Lu-oya, noh? Sayang kaayo ilang friendship.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5646161223651807369?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-74219438363003605652009-10-28T23:11:00.000-07:002009-10-28T23:15:04.295-07:00Sometimes you have to give up everything.<br /><br />Not because of love.<br /><br />But because ...<br /><br />... gi-hold-up ka! Alangan dili ka mo give up. Paksit gyud ka.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-7421943836300360565?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-22221899326864995712009-10-25T23:19:00.000-07:002009-10-25T23:22:04.706-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Misis</span>: Hon', manganak na ko.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mister</span>: Sige, dad-on na tika sa Jollibee.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Misis</span>: Nganong sa Jollibee man?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mister</span>: Because didto naa'y FREE DELIVERY!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2222189932686499571?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-7049079055555164012009-10-18T23:15:00.000-07:002009-10-18T23:16:04.036-07:00One night, Mark walks alone in Balete Drive, then he hears "Mark! Mark!"<br /><br />Nilingi siya pero wala'y tawo.<br /><br />"Mark! Mark!"<br /><br />Nahadlok, nidagan siya. Pag-abot sa kanto, he saw a sign -- BEWARE: IRO NGA BUNGI!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-704907905555516401?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-34331769321767223162009-10-01T00:08:00.000-07:002009-10-01T00:10:29.790-07:002 ka killer naghuwat sa ilang patyonon nga tawo.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Killer 1</span>: P're, dugaya pud sa atung patyonon oi.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Killer 2</span>: Lagi, p're! Wala unta'y nahitabo niya, noh? Mabalaka man pud ta!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-3433176932176722316?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-69709466517096802752009-09-29T23:12:00.000-07:002009-09-29T23:16:46.644-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Maid</span>: Father, naa'y gipadala nga kwarta akong amo para pamisahan ang iyang namatay nga iro.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pari</span>: Wala siya nabuang! Tawo ra'y pamisahan oi, dili iro!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Maid</span>: Nah! Unsaun na lang ning P20,000 nga gipadala para sa misa?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pari</span>: Sus! Wala man ka magsulti nga katoliko may diay ning iro-a!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-6970946651709680275?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-24089097104762451432009-09-29T02:09:00.000-07:002009-09-29T02:12:20.650-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Q</span>: Kinsa nga basketball player nga dili madutlan ug mga worm ug trojan horse?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">A</span>: Dondon Antivirus.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2408909710476245143?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-48263838083475457952009-09-27T23:43:00.000-07:002009-09-27T23:46:38.045-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Inahan</span>: Yati maning kahimtanga! Maglung-ag ta, pirmi wala'y kahoy! Pangahoy didto, Pedro!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Kasamok ba nimo, Ma, oi! Mangahoy bitaw ko pero imo pud i-sugnod!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4826383808347545795?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-3785810948672052552009-09-24T23:22:00.000-07:002009-09-24T23:25:14.009-07:00<strong>Lolo</strong>: Kaniadto, akong 5 pesos inig adto nako sa department store makadala na ko ug gatas, pan, medyas, polo ug pantalon.<br /><br /><strong>Apo</strong>: Karon diay, 'Lo?<br /><br /><strong>Lolo</strong>: Lisud na karon kay naa na'y surveillance camera.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-378581094867205255?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-1670389556622014732009-09-23T23:14:00.000-07:002009-09-23T23:17:58.231-07:00<strong>Anak</strong>: Ma! Na-ilad gyud nako ang jeepney driver ganiha. Hehe!<br /><br /><strong>Mama</strong>: Ngano man? Namokong ka? Ayaw ana kay dili na maayo!<br /><br /><strong>Anak</strong>: Dili oi! Akong gi-ilad ang driver -- ni-pliti ko bisan nga wala ko nisakay. Bogo kaayo ang driver, noh?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-167038955662201473?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-51604095981325472712009-09-09T23:21:00.001-07:002009-09-09T23:22:59.520-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Bana</span>: Wala na ko kasabot aning atung panag-uban! Sige lang away! Maayo pa nga mopahawa ko aning balaya!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Asawa</span>: Ako sad! Wala na ko kasabot! Maayo pa nga mo-uban ko nimo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5160409598132547271?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-55488191515845101732009-09-06T23:12:00.000-07:002009-09-06T23:15:03.676-07:00Sa pizza parlor.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Waiter</span>: Sir, do you like me to cut your pizza into four or eight slices?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Customer</span>: Into four lang. Basin dili nako mahurot ang eight slices. Daghan ra kaayo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5548819151584510173?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-91675068077046240612009-09-03T23:11:00.000-07:002009-09-03T23:14:26.914-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Piolo</span>: Bai, kanus-a imong birthday?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lloydi</span>: August 16.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Piolo</span>: Unsang tu-iga?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lloydi</span>: Siyempre kada-tu-ig! Alangan naman ug sometimes! Bogo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-9167506807704624061?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-69080408123909867902009-09-01T23:29:00.000-07:002009-09-01T23:33:36.751-07:00Boat tour guide, pointing to an inaccessible part of the Underground River in Palawan.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tour guide</span>: We cannot go that way. That area is the bat cave. That is owned by Batman. Me? I am not Batman. I am Boatman.<br /><br />Payter sad.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-6908040812390986790?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-42298800933675451232009-08-20T02:18:00.000-07:002009-08-20T02:28:01.164-07:00Nagu-ol mi sa nahitabo ni <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://newsbreak.com.ph/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=6610&amp;Itemid=88889478">Sir Finardo Cabilao</a>. Usa siya sa mga halangdon ug hilabing isog natu nga igsuon nga naninguha kada-adlaw nga ma-anindot ang atung komunidad. Si Sir Finardo naninguha nga mapapas ang human trafficking diri sa atung nasud ug sa tibu-ok kalibutan. Nanginahanglan gyud ang atung nasud ug mga tawo nga sama ni Sir Finardo. Tungod niini, dako ang among nabati nga pagkaguol sa iyang pagkamatay. Dili ka namo kalimtan, Sir.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4229880093367545123?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-76684166407656482402009-08-09T23:22:00.000-07:002009-08-09T23:24:40.690-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Arnold</span>: Mo-uli sa ko kay gusto na nako hubo-on ang panty sa akong misis karon!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jovir</span>: Hot na hot na diay ka, p're!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Arnold</span>: Dili, hu-ot ra kaayo nako oi!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-7668416640765648240?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-55607208093497859212009-08-04T23:10:00.000-07:002009-08-04T23:13:52.321-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Mama</span>: Anak, dili ka manguyab sa mga dalaga diri sa baryo kay puro sila parente nimo.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: O, Ma.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mama</span>: Oi, nganong tutok man ka sa mga baka?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Mama sad oi! Hasta ang mga baka akong parente?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5560720809349785921?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-83693713889739327052009-08-03T23:13:00.000-07:002009-08-03T23:16:11.580-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Nganong dili man ka mo-tingog, dai? Nasuko ka nako, dai? Nahi-ubos ka nako, dai? Nag-dumot ka nako, dai? Ha?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: Haler! Na-unsa ka?! Dili man intawn ta ka-ila!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-8369371388973932705?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-45703296952755903462009-08-02T23:19:00.000-07:002009-08-02T23:20:43.803-07:00Salamat, Cory! Salute mi nimo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4570329695275590346?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-50338837422400551552009-07-27T23:18:00.000-07:002009-07-27T23:21:01.182-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">HR</span>: Ikaw ra ang applicant?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lady</span>: Yes, Sir.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HR</span>: Ga-two-piece bikini lagi ka. Unsa diay imong gi-apply-an?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lady</span>: Summer job.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5033883742240055155?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-73054834085314643682009-07-24T01:07:00.000-07:002009-07-24T01:10:33.775-07:00Awa 'Noy Julio, ga'y ko load sa text ha? Please..<br />Hayden, Hayden, hag-ki baby si Britney<br />Neil Gaiman perwisyo sige lang ug kiss porn star<br />Pag-blotter nahibaw-an kawatan diay tu s'ya<br /><br />Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh<br />Agi me ha? Pag-shure oi, wa'y gas<br />Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,<br />Agi me ha? Pag-shure oi, wa'y gas!<br /><br />Kirig my..<br />Kirig my..<br />Pawikan! Kirig my poker face!<br />Kirig my..<br />Kirig my..<br />Pawikan! Kirig my poker face!<br /><br />Pa pa pa poker face! Papa poker face!<br />Pa pa pa poker face! Papa poker face!<br /><br />i-1 ta ron? Sige tana p're! Wowowee!<br />Kalit ug rambol gib'ya-an's Senyor Owie<br />Masiao ticket gi-snatch! Charice wa'y bawt! Dagan!<br />Hoy Baby di na lang, pan-os na na ang imong pan..<br /><br />Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh<br />Agi me ha? Pag-shure oi, wa'y gas<br />Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,<br />Agi me ha? Pag-shure oi, wa'y gas!<br /><br />Kirig my..<br />Kirig my..<br />Pawikan! Kirig my poker face!<br />Kirig my..<br />Kirig my..<br />Pawikan! Kirig my poker face!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-7305483408531464368?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-13217225990131833392009-07-20T23:22:00.000-07:002009-07-20T23:27:24.130-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Arnold</span>: P're, ni-graduate na gyud ta noh? Bisan nga mga tiguwang na ta.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jovir</span>: Kalu-oy sa Diyos, P're.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Arnold</span>: Unya, P're, graduate na man gyud ta, unsa man? Mo-lahos pa ta ug high school?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-1321722599013183339?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-29419744481471259642009-07-19T23:22:00.000-07:002009-07-19T23:27:09.560-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Husband</span>: Hon', tug-ani ra gud ko sa tinu-od. Mura ug kabaw ang akong nawong?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wife</span>: Mutug-an ko sa tinu-od, Hon', pero promise baya ha nga dili ka manungay.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2941974448147125964?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-32330255472774178372009-07-16T23:19:00.000-07:002009-07-16T23:22:13.482-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Apo</span>: 'Lo, kaon intawn bisan duha lang ka kutsara.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lolo</span>: Atay! Na-boang na mo?! Lugaw ra gani, maglisud ko ug tulon, kutsara pa kaha! Duha pa gyud kabu-ok?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-3233025547277417837?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-14390453394079537732009-07-15T23:08:00.000-07:002009-07-15T23:12:27.684-07:00<span style="font-style: italic;">Nanawag si Pedro sa Septic Tank Services (STS).</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Hello? Maayong hapon. 'Noy, kamo ang tig-suyop ug septic tank, noh?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">STS</span>: O, sir. Ngano diay?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Lami?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-1439045339407953773?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-41019826860554907052009-07-07T23:16:00.000-07:002009-07-07T23:18:33.352-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Ma, ga-tumbling-tumbling baya mi sa school ganiha.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mama</span>: Di ba ga-ingon man ko nga ayaw pag-tumbling-tumbling kay makita ang imong panty?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Okay ra, Ma. Gisulod man nako sa bag akong panty.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4101982686055490705?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-5037532896246302912009-06-28T23:20:00.000-07:002009-06-28T23:22:25.199-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Tigulang</span>: Inday, will you marry me?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Inday</span>: Yes.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tigulang</span>: Thank you, Inday! I promise you that you will be the apple of my eye!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Inday</span>: Okay lang, 'Noy, basta you will be my bread and butter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-503753289624630291?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-54357127967819213692009-06-25T23:12:00.000-07:002009-06-25T23:16:18.928-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Amo</span>: Inday, mura'g ni-dako na ang imong tiyan.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Maid</span>: Kansir baya ni Ma'am.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amo</span>: Ha? Gi-kansir ka?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Maid</span>: Wala oi! <span style="font-style: italic;">Kan Sir</span> ni ba .. <span style="font-style: italic;">KANG SIR NI </span>..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5435712796781921369?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-53798500657446507032009-06-24T23:11:00.000-07:002009-06-24T23:17:43.033-07:00Boy ug girl ga-texanay.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: naa q 2g'an nmu<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: wt mn?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: i luv u<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: ngnu wa nmn ka repz?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: pkamatay q rn!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: ng gun8 nqg kutsilyo! idunggab n nq sq dughan!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Boy patay na)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: sory l8 rep. ng cr q. love sd tka!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: ei? stil der?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: yOhOoh?<br /><br />Dad-a gyud pirmi ang cell phone sa CR.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5379850065744650703?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-49805043298238215822009-06-21T23:15:00.000-07:002009-06-21T23:18:30.411-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Manny</span>: Nganong gu-ol man ka?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oscar</span>: Ang akong anak, mura'g padung mahimong bayot.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Manny</span>: Pa-imna ug tambal kada-adlaw!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oscar</span>: Unsa nga tambal?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Manny</span>: Anti-bayotic.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4980504329823821582?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-41217215992186450932009-06-18T23:18:00.000-07:002009-06-18T23:21:27.904-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Kobe</span>: Bantay lang ka, akong i-hack imong multiply.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lebron</span>: Unya, kahibaw diay ka sa akong password?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kobe</span>: Nakit-an nako oi! Lima ka asterisk.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4121721599218645093?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-21601544091070536542009-06-14T23:38:00.000-07:002009-06-14T23:41:30.901-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Asawa</span>: Ngano man nga inig-kanta nako mogawas man gyud ka sa balay? Gi-lainan ka sa akong tingog?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bana</span>: Wala oi. Gusto lang nako nga mahibalo ang atong mga silingan nga wala tika gi-tuok.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2160154409107053654?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-36034580463655280752009-06-08T23:08:00.000-07:002009-06-08T23:10:27.271-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl nag-text</span>: Pisti ka! Buwag na ta!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Ha? Why man, labs?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: Aw, sorry, labs. Wrong sent.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Aw, okay. Abi nako ako.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-3603458046365528075?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-57985971079843676912009-06-07T23:12:00.000-07:002009-06-07T23:13:24.368-07:00Salute ko nimo, Roger Federer!<br /><br />Payter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5798597107984367691?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-83749766277365703362009-06-06T05:45:00.001-07:002009-06-06T05:45:38.602-07:00Congratulations, Rubilen Amit!<br /><br />Payter.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-8374976627736570336?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-36425114637003578052009-06-01T23:21:00.000-07:002009-06-01T23:26:16.507-07:00"<span style="font-style: italic;">Andam ko nga ihatag ang init sa lawas nga imong gusto ug siguradohon nako nga dili ka makatulog kung matilawan ko nimo</span>." - Kape<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-3642511463700357805?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-9172104987597922142009-05-31T23:11:00.000-07:002009-06-01T23:26:47.009-07:00“<span style="font-style: italic;">Guarantee we’re going to win the series? Yeah, yeah</span>.” - Mo Williams<br /><br />Wala'y lami, <span style="font-style: italic;">yeah</span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-917210498759792214?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-74273142698373181172009-05-27T23:23:00.000-07:002009-05-27T23:25:21.643-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Question</span>: Kinsa nga rapper nga gipa-linya niya ang mga lain-lain nga mga medical professional?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Answer</span>: Dr. Dre.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-7427314269837318117?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-49406776874595680832009-05-21T23:10:00.000-07:002009-05-21T23:12:11.201-07:00Pataka lang ug kanta sa lyrics sa <span style="font-style: italic;">Careless Whisper</span>.<br /><br />Wala'y lami.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4940677687459568083?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-18418758666964958682009-05-20T23:12:00.000-07:002009-06-01T23:27:19.901-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Roger</span>: Kita na ka ug toilet?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rafael</span>: Toilet?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Roger</span>: Toilet gud, katung naa'y vampire-vampire.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-1841875866696495868?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-46618076900557784362009-05-19T23:18:00.000-07:002009-06-01T23:28:02.901-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Teacher</span>: Okay, class! Pag-drawing mo bisan unsang klasi nga isda.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pupils</span>: Yes, Ma'am!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Teacher</span>: Pedro, nganong gubot man kaayo na imong drawing?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Mag-buot man ka, Ma'am. Ginamos ni!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4661807690055778436?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-64813462921033914982009-05-18T23:17:00.000-07:002009-05-18T23:18:22.487-07:00Pildi ang Celtics.<br /><br />Wa'y lami.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-6481346292103391498?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-10316015034278404872009-05-17T23:14:00.000-07:002009-05-17T23:18:58.241-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Can we be together again?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: Shut up!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Love pa gihapon tika!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: Move on na oi! Naka-move on na ko!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Load-an taka.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Girl</span>: Hehe, love pa bitaw tika.<br /><br />Load moves in mysterious ways.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-1031601503427840487?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-67691898550482980592009-05-14T23:13:00.000-07:002009-05-14T23:16:14.426-07:00Sa 17D nga jeepney.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Driver</span>: Asa ni na-ug ang baynte?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Student</span>: Cawalol ra na na-ug, 'noy.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Driver</span>: Cawalol? Asa man na ang Cawalol?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Student</span>: Unahan sa Capitol.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-6769189855048298059?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-82064046022822588012009-05-13T23:09:00.000-07:002009-05-13T23:11:27.078-07:00Wala na ko'y kwarta. Ugma pa sa alas tres sa hapon makuha nako akong sweldo.<br /><br />Wa'y lami.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-8206404602282258801?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-63579356860800541182009-05-12T23:23:00.000-07:002009-05-12T23:28:31.833-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Pa, padad-i ko ug kwarta kay boslot na akong brief.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Amahan</span>: Agwantaha lang na, 'dong. Ako gani, garter na man lang ni akong brief.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Ka-igat gud nimo, Pa. Kalma lang kaayo, ga-T-back na diay tu.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-6357935686080054118?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-22974873770301440612009-05-11T23:09:00.000-07:002009-05-11T23:13:23.682-07:00Sa Oplan Tuli.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Inahan</span>: Sakit imong tuli?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Dili, Ma.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Inahan</span>: Nganong ga-hilak man ka?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Ang-ang, gi-patikan man nila ug "Through the initiative of Congressman Eddie Gullas" ang ako-a!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2297487377030144061?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-5396605310464484882009-05-10T23:04:00.000-07:002009-05-10T23:36:46.143-07:00Nag-email si Boyet sa iyang inahan.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ma,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ayaw na lang pangita nako, layo na ko karon. Nisa-ad ko nga mo-uli ko gikan Manila karong adlawa pero sa tinu-od, pipila ka buwan na ko diri sa Ilocos Norte. Kuyog nako si Thelma, 27 ka tu-ig ang edad unya mabdos ug 9 ka buwan. Na-ila-ila ni nako siya sa Parañaque. Kahibaw ko nga 17 años ra ko pero nahigugma gyud ko kaniya. Ma, maayo ra ang among kahimtang karon. Namaligya ko ug shabu para maka-kwarta, unya si Thelma, nagpa-abang sa iyang lawas para mi mabuhi. Apan nag-ampo mi nga aduna'y tambal sa AIDS para ma-ayo na intawn si Thelma. Gipa-abort niya iyahang pirmiro nga bata pero ayaw kabalaka kay pwede ra mi makahimo ug bag-o. Ma, mangayo ko ug pasaylo nimo kay wala gyud ko nakapanamilit nimo ug tarong. I-apil na lang ko ug si Thelma sa imong mga pag-ampo.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Boyet</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">P.S. Di bitaw, Ma. Bino-ang ra. Na-abot nako, ganiha pang udto. Ga-Internet lang ko karon diri ilang Manoy Jeffrey, gihapit ra nako katung gihulman nako nga textbook niya. Uli ko karon taud-taud, diha ra ko manihapon sa balay.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-539660531046448488?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-36364966618497391842009-04-28T23:09:00.000-07:002009-04-28T23:12:27.971-07:00Sulod sa jeepney. Naa'y estudyante nga galugit-lugit sa iyang ilong. Nakabantay ang usa ka tiguwang.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lolo</span>: Unsa imong gikuha, 'day?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Student</span>: Nursing, 'Lo.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lolo</span>: Aw.. abi nako ug kugmo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-3636496661849739184?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-27095617760867883772009-04-26T23:10:00.000-07:002009-04-26T23:14:37.598-07:00Nitan-aw ko ug <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Friday the 13th</span>. Katung pinakabag-o nga remake.<br /><br />Wala'y lami.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2709561776086788377?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-51529241079295731602009-04-23T22:58:00.001-07:002009-04-23T23:00:53.425-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Juan</span>: Bai, nakahimo ka ug assignment?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Wala gyud. Papel ra akong gi-pass kay lisud. Ikaw?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Juan</span>: Na! Papel ra pud akong gi-pass!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Patay. Mo-ingon na sad si Ma'am nga ga-kopyahanay ta ani!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5152924107929573160?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-46837522056447501762009-04-22T23:28:00.000-07:002009-04-22T23:37:57.947-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Apo</span>: 'Lo, nganong ga-kaang-kaang man ka ug lakaw?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lolo</span>: Aw, ayaw lang ni pansina Apo oi.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Apo</span>: Ngano lagi, 'Lo?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Lolo</span>: Ingon man gud si Doctor nga likayan ang itlog kay taas ug cholesterol.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4683752205644750176?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-54614608395610475232009-04-21T23:23:00.000-07:002009-04-21T23:28:56.203-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Mama</span>: Nganong gahilak man na imong manghud?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Ambot ana niya, Ma. Hinog man tu akong gihatag niya unya ako hilaw.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mama</span>: Unsa man diay na inyong gika-on?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Sili.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-5461460839561047523?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-20190115937123674352009-04-20T22:29:00.000-07:002009-04-20T22:31:41.861-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Kriminal 1</span>: Kuyawan man ko mo-adto sa korte. Markahan kuno ug "Exhibit A" ang crime weapon unya ibilin sa judge.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kriminal 2</span>: Unsa diay kaso nimo?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kriminal 1</span>: Rape.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2019011593712367435?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-90013683294076476642009-04-19T23:06:00.000-07:002009-04-19T23:10:59.994-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Bai, wala na gyud ka'y attend-attend sa atung meeting. Pangutan-on tika -- kaila ka ni Brod Tikyo?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Juan</span>: Wala p're.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Mao na! Dili na man gud mo-attend ug meeting!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Juan</span>: Ikaw p're -- kaila ka ni Kulas?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pedro</span>: Wala. Kinsa man na siya?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Juan</span>: Mao na! Si Kulas pirmi kuyog sa imong asawa kay pirmi ka tu-a sa meeting!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-9001368329407647664?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-20834192928607231292009-04-16T23:32:00.000-07:002009-04-16T23:37:25.339-07:00Pagkahuman ug eight months, nangutana ang boylet nga kabit sa usa ka minyo nga babaye.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kabit</span>: Sweet, di ba ni-ingon man ka nga six months na lang ang kinabuhi sa imong bana? Buhi pa lagi siya hantud karon?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Wife</span>: Gi-extend sa doctor kay wala pa siya nakabayad.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-2083419292860723129?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-36063452109903176622009-04-16T00:40:00.000-07:002009-04-16T00:43:26.454-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Sir, pwede nako panguyaban imong anak?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dad</span>: Dili pa pwede kay nag-iskwela pa siya.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Aw sige, inig-pamuhi na lang.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-3606345210990317662?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-40051303775971545042009-04-14T22:50:00.000-07:002009-04-14T22:53:03.442-07:00Sa massage spa.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Masseur</span>: Sir, ganahan ka ug "tirafi"?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Guest</span>: Unsay "tirafi"? "Therapy" tingali.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Masseur</span>: "Tirafi" gyud na, sir. After you "tira" me, you give me "fee". Okay?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-4005130377597154504?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-328640782043928076.post-5423759525597705182009-04-13T23:06:00.000-07:002009-04-13T23:12:54.729-07:00Usa ka pirata, gi-interview ug reporter.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reporter</span>: Nganong kahoy mana imo usa ka tiil?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pirata</span>: Na-igo ni ug bala unya giputol. Gi-ilisan na lang nako ug kahoy.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reporter</span>: Imong right hand, nganong naa may hook?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pirata</span>: Ah, naputol ni ug espada sa akong kaaway.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reporter</span>: Unya imong usa ka mata, nganong naa'y eye patch?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pirata</span>: Na-itihan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Reporter</span>: Ha? Makabuta di-ay na ang iti sa langgam?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pirata</span>: Gilugod man gud nako sa akong right hand.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/328640782043928076-542375952559770518?l=tastelesspaperbag.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Monster Paperbaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05858425341085049006noreply@blogger.com0